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leather-lovin, moto-ridin, gal-on-gal fan-girlin nerd.

home of "that pervy little xena caption comic."

don't expect continuity - these are random snippets of time, partially dictated by the screen caps chosen and partially by how grossly cheeky i am in that moment. the only thing constant is my wretchedly perverted sense of humor.

drop me a line and say "hullo." i don't bite - i'm house broken.

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cablinorb:

bluematchbox:

foxy-voxy:

youarethesentinels:

Lol

No, I’d say the show does a great job of representing the typical 18-34 male with Larry, with his constant need for validation, attention, and the world to revolve around him.

not to mention Bennet’s quest to prove that he’s a man, Pornstache’s overcompensation that disguises his vulnerability, Healy’s struggle to make positive change that is frustrated by his need to be loved by a woman, and Caputo’s exploration of his desire to control the world around him and whether or not he wants to do that. men are quite accurately represented in the show, the only issue male viewers seem to have is that these men display the warped nature of man’s dominance, and the idea that their superiority is not perfect and noble is offensive.

i laughed for a solid 30 seconds once i got to the end of the image

if you’ve watched the show, you KNOW that the men are represented not only accurately, but fairly. They are complex, emotional, caring and yes, they can be dick-faced fuckasses.
the problem isn’t that the show doesn’t represent men properly - the problem is that the people complaining about the lack of male representation believe that men should be the integral part of everyone’s world and they are there to make everything better.  
SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.
go watch porn - i bet that’s more in line with what you’re looking for.

cablinorb:

bluematchbox:

foxy-voxy:

youarethesentinels:

Lol

No, I’d say the show does a great job of representing the typical 18-34 male with Larry, with his constant need for validation, attention, and the world to revolve around him.

not to mention Bennet’s quest to prove that he’s a man, Pornstache’s overcompensation that disguises his vulnerability, Healy’s struggle to make positive change that is frustrated by his need to be loved by a woman, and Caputo’s exploration of his desire to control the world around him and whether or not he wants to do that.

men are quite accurately represented in the show, the only issue male viewers seem to have is that these men display the warped nature of man’s dominance, and the idea that their superiority is not perfect and noble is offensive.

i laughed for a solid 30 seconds once i got to the end of the image

if you’ve watched the show, you KNOW that the men are represented not only accurately, but fairly. They are complex, emotional, caring and yes, they can be dick-faced fuckasses.

the problem isn’t that the show doesn’t represent men properly - the problem is that the people complaining about the lack of male representation believe that men should be the integral part of everyone’s world and they are there to make everything better. 

SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.

go watch porn - i bet that’s more in line with what you’re looking for.

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madame-loki:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

paintedprintedpaper:

moonlightmina13:

gayteenss:

wetpaintanddrynoise:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

unic0rrn-sluts:

this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

Acurate.

Actually today.

image

Yes

i will never not reblog. its too accurate

wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???

Yes.

i’m missing the bajillion bottles of water and chocolate

CHOCOLAAATTEEEE

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  • 6-year old:

    Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?

  • Mother:

    That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.

  • 6-year old:

    How did that happen?

  • Mother:

    Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.

  • 6-year old:

    Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*

  • 6-year old:

    Hey! Miss!

  • Lady:

    ...yes?

  • 6-year old:

    You look really pretty in your skirt!

  • Lady:

    Thank you!

  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*

  • I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

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As women, when we’re children we’re taught to enter the world with big hearts. Blooming hearts. Hearts bigger than our damn fists. We are taught to forgive - constantly - as opposed to what young boys are taught: Revenge, to get ‘even.’ Our empathy is constantly made appeals to, often demanded for. If we refuse to show kindness, we are reprimanded. We are not good women if we do not crush our bones to make more space for the world, if we do not spread our entire skin over rocks for others to tread on, if we do not kill ourselves in every meaning of the word in the process of making it cozy for everyone else. It is the heat generated by the burning of our bodies with which the world keeps warm. We are taught to sacrifice so much for so little. This is the general principle all over the world.

By the time we are young women, we are tired. Most of us are drained. Some of us enter a lock of silence because of that lethargy. Some of us lash out. When I think of that big, blooming heart we once had, it looks shriveled and worn out now. When I was teaching, I had a young student named Mariam. She was only 11 years old. Some boy pushed her around in class, called her names, broke her spirit for the day. We were sitting under a chestnut tree on a field trip and she asked me if a boy ever hurt me. I told her many did and I destroyed them one by one. I think that’s the first time she ever heard the word ‘destroyed.’ We rarely teach our girls to fight back for the right reasons.

Take up more space as a woman. Take up more time. Take your time. You are taught to hide, censor, move about without messing up decorum for a man’s comfort. Whether it’s said or not, you’re taught balance. Forget that. Displease. Disappoint. Destroy. Be loud, be righteous, be messy. Mess up and it’s fine – you are learning to unlearn. Do not see yourself like glass. Like you could get dirty and clean. You are flesh. You are not constant. You change. Society teaches women to maintain balance and that robs us of our volatility. Our mercurial hearts. Calm and chaos. Love only when needed; preserve otherwise.

Do not be a moth near the light; be the light itself. Do not let a man’s ocean-big ego swallow you up. Know what you want. Ask yourself first. Decide your own pace. Decide your own path. Be cruel when needed. Be gentle only when needed. Collapse and then re-construct. When someone says you are being obscene, say yes I am. When they say you are being wrong, say yes I am. When they say you are being selfish, say yes I am. Why shouldn’t I be? How do you expect a woman to stand on her two feet if you keep striking her at the ankles.

There are multiple lessons we must teach our young girls so that they render themselves their own pillars instead of keeping male approval as the focal point of their lives. It is so important to state your feelings of inconvenience as a woman. We are instructed to tailor ourselves and our discomfort - constantly told that we are ‘whining’ and ‘nagging’ and ‘complaining too much.’ That kind of silence is horribly violent, that kind of insistence upon uniformly nodding in agreement to your own despair, and smiling emptily so no man is ever uncomfortable around us. Male-entitlement dictates a woman’s silence. If we could see the mimetic model of the erasure of a woman’s voice, it would be an incredibly bloody sight.

On a breezy July night, my mother and I were sleeping under the open sky. Before dozing off, I told her that I think there is a special place in heaven where all wounded women bury their broken hearts and their hearts grow into trees that only give fruit to the good and poison to the bad. She smiled and said Ameen. Then she closed her eyes.

By

A Woman of War by Mehreen Kasana (via randomactsofchaos)

Oof. This.

(via queeringfeministreality)

fauxmosexualtranstrender:

wretchedoftheearth:

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew

what i find funny is that

my straight coworkers always bitch about how guys are dogs/stupid/fuckasses

i’m the one saying

i’ve met some good ones/some of them are ok

and they tell me that i dont know shit because i’ve never been in a relationship with men.

weirdos.